My Pelvic Floor

Posted on by phillippa68

need–Plumber–FAST!!…

I think I may be wearing out
My pelvic floor,
I really must control my spout
And stop before…
my stream releases with a hiss–
This losing urine’s hardly bliss
It’s had a metamorphosis
My pelvic floor…

I’d much prefer to have a drought
Than wee galore,
Though barely full, there’s always doubt
I’ll reach the door,
My leaky valve I can’t dismiss
It prompts my frequent urge to piss
There may well be a crack in this–
My pelvic floor.

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Copyright P J Ross
06012017

Image sourced from Google Images

 

Stand and Pee

Posted on by phillippa68

a wee poem…

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Just once I’d like to stand and pee
For men this flows so naturally
We ladies, face the dreaded squat
It’s in your face, we show the lot

No fingered grip can shroud if need
Yes, women just rely on speed
If roadside and we see a car
It’s pants up quick or bits will star

The story’s always much the same
To have a pee we must be game
Convenience is not our thing
As we don’t have a ding-a-ling

You fellas can just whip it out
And moisten breeze with modest spout
Discreetly pee and pledge your bit
Not hover in mid air and sit

It’s most offensive for us gals
To show our kit to all the pals
It wouldn’t matter, there or here
We always flash the landing gear

So many women I’ve heard say
“I’d like a dick for one whole day”
Unanimous, the girls agree
For once we’d like to stand and pee!

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Copyright P J Ross
08052010

Image sourced from Google Images