a wee poem…
Just once I’d like to stand and pee
For men this flows so naturally
We ladies, face the dreaded squat
It’s in your face, we show the lot
No fingered grip can shroud if need
Yes, women just rely on speed
If roadside and we see a car
It’s pants up quick or bits will star
The story’s always much the same
To have a pee we must be game
Convenience is not our thing
As we don’t have a ding-a-ling
You fellas can just whip it out
And moisten breeze with modest spout
Discreetly pee and pledge your bit
Not hover in mid air and sit
It’s most offensive for us gals
To show our kit to all the pals
It wouldn’t matter, there or here
We always flash the landing gear
So many women I’ve heard say
“I’d like a dick for one whole day”
Unanimous, the girls agree
For once we’d like to stand and pee!
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Copyright P J Ross
08052010
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