Lazy

a theme for life…

I have no shame, I’m damn well lame
and often prove the loafer,
A layabout, I proudly tout
a life upon the sofa.

My carrot back’s about to snap
Can’t bend to smell a daisy,
Won’t even try, the reason why?
I’m just so fuckin’ lazy!

How is it then, I’ve lifted pen
with energy diminished?
You needn’t ask, I’ve met the task
But Christ, I’m glad it’s finished!

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25032015

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Rigmarole

I ain’t lifting a finger…

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There’ll be no fuss with much ado
It’s wasted effort on the whole
I will not see this madness through
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

No bellyache’ll make me blue
Unbothering will be my goal
I have a laxish point of view:
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

I’m not concerned, the facts are true
I will not dig a bloody hole
Such senselessness shall not ensue
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

No fraught filled angst I plan to spew
With Stress-Out Club I shan’t enroll
The steps I’m taking, very few
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

It’s cock and bull, I’m telling you
Won’t touch it with a ten foot pole
Like getting chewy off my shoe;
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

No pile of worry will accrue
I’m not prepared to have a foal
To balderdash, I bid adieu
I won’t embrace the rigmarole!

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01032015

Image created by P J Ross