Rigmarole

Posted on by phillippa68

I ain’t lifting a finger…

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There’ll be no fuss with much ado
It’s wasted effort on the whole
I will not see this madness through
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

No bellyache’ll make me blue
Unbothering will be my goal
I have a laxish point of view:
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

I’m not concerned, the facts are true
I will not dig a bloody hole
Such senselessness shall not ensue
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

No fraught filled angst I plan to spew
With Stress-Out Club I shan’t enroll
The steps I’m taking, very few
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

It’s cock and bull, I’m telling you
Won’t touch it with a ten foot pole
Like getting chewy off my shoe;
I won’t embrace the rigmarole

No pile of worry will accrue
I’m not prepared to have a foal
To balderdash, I bid adieu
I won’t embrace the rigmarole!

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01032015

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The Business End

Posted on by phillippa68

a cheeky argument…

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It’s not so hard to comprehend I have no interest in it,
That potty I won’t recommend or perch on for a minute…

Mum says its time, I’ve heard the spiel she’d be so very happy,
If we could strike a training deal with forfeiture of nappy –

Well…

That potty don’t appeal to me – Unfriendly, moulded plastic,
I much prefer the diaper, see? It’s spongy, soft – fantastic!

I’m backed up with convenience though some might call me crazy,
I’ll far extend my lenience to diaperfuls of lazy,

I pack them full of pancake mix or bits and bobs of chunky,
Mum, I admit I get my kicks when you wretch on that funky

So till it’s shootin’ down my leg or out my frilly pants,
I’ll exercise the right and beg wee run with nappystance

I know my time’s a comin’ soon, although I’ll bog down then,
Right now, I’m singing diapers tune, so I’m not quite sure when …

Mum! Toss those toilet tricks you tried! My adamance is bonifide
On back porch potty may reside, but when to use it – I’ll decide …

In total sum, the moral Mum, I’m small but I’m relentless
Should you enforce the training course –
This Potty Show? One big “No Go” and sure to be eventless!

TO BE CONTINUED…

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06012012

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Plying

Posted on by phillippa68

a job best done softly…

 

I come in squares, I’m bought in rolls
My ply is all that counts,
The job I do? Mop up The Two
In fairly large amounts

They call me Ass Wipe, that’s okay
For I’ll erase each stain,
I’m used, abused, then flushed away
And rarely, I complain.

Enough in hand, the perfect fit
I keep your bottom clean
Will do my bit where rear ends sit
I represent hygiene

But do not waste me, no sirree
Or there’ll be little doubt…
That up Shit Creek you’ll damn well be
Once all my stocks run out!

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18082011

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