a brief look back…
I used to be a knickers girl
Until I hit me twenties
Converted to the skimpy thong
Bought g-strings in their plenties
Then time went by, I birthed two brats
Was in my later thirties
But bits and bobs exposed themselves
When I would don the skirties
I lived in jeans for quite some time
Till I got back me booty
And found the thong inspite of arse
Did not enhance my cutey
By this time I had well and truly
Hit my early forties
I traded thong for sex appeal
Slipped on the lacy shorties
But, here is where it turns to shit
My arse dropped in me fifties
With gravity I’d soon connect
Embraced the stretchy lifties
That next damned decade such a blur
The sixties not that kind
The sags so bad my granny dacks
would fall off my behind
The seventies and eighties, well–
I’m not sure which was worse
‘Cause Boston Bloomers suck like hell
When they’re on in reverse
But now I’m in me nineties, folks
I’ve had about enough
I cleared the drawer and bushed the lot
and just go in the buff!
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Copyright P J Ross
06012017
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