I want to live in Elsewhere for it’s the place to be,
If you lived down in Elsewhere I’m sure you would agree…
Nobody dislikes Elsewhere it’s never on the nose,
The people all love Elsewhere,
That’s just the way it goes.
I want to move to Elsewhere,
Instead of living here,
And feel the call from Elsewhere,
I sense it loud and clear
Why must I go to Elsewhere…
Where ALL the stars align?
My weather man says “Elsewhere”
Is always bloody “fine”!