I’m SUCH a…
My stupid keys have been misplaced
I left them on that bench, I swear
Each useless step I’ve now retraced
I cannot find them anywhere
I’m sure I saw them over there
And so I search with heightened haste
Location skills in disrepair
Those useless keys have been misplaced
I’m on all fours now, frantic-paced
Is that them down behind the chair?
A futile search is what I’ve faced
I left them on that bench, I swear
To ditch my keys is hardly rare
I just don’t have the time to waste
Though I don’t have a month to spare
Each stupid step I’ve now retraced
My kneecaps need to be replaced
My loser status can’t compare
The major fact I’ve now embraced
I cannot find them anywhere
For tossing keys, I have a flair
From spouse, I’ll have to take a baste
This “loser” gene is SO unfair
The scent of keys forever chased!
My brain has fried, my mind erased, the proof above, one bitter taste…
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Copyright P J Ross
27122016
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