Spam

Posted on by phillippa68

I’m relentless…

It seems I’m fairly undesired
In spite of all I proffer,
My suspect links are not required
Repeated though, my offer

I’m always unsolicited
I rarely get invited,
Rejection is a common thread
My keenness unrequited

In spite of sound security
Your filters I’ve discarded,
I strike with unobscurity
I’ve battered and bombarded

To screw you over, I’m compelled
Your hard drive has erupted,
My expertise unparalleled
I’m wickedly corrupted

Spontaneous and off the cuff
Your Inbox I’ve been cramming,
And even when you’ve had enough
I’ll just continue spamming!

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Copyright P J Ross
01092016

Image sourced from Google Images

 

Bounce

Posted on by phillippa68

elastic child…

I’m five, alive and on the go
I love my fun in large amounts
But there’s a fact you’ll need to know
I have the frequent urge to bounce

I’m never short of energy
I’ll jiggle every pound and ounce
When vertical, it’s plain to see
Insatiable, my need to bounce

Embracing my elastic gene
A springy step is all that counts
The ground becomes a trampoline
and I’m compelled to do the bounce

It’s how I’m wired, I can’t resist
I’m like a tiger paused to pounce
Yes, once I stand, the legs insist
I do that thing and start to bounce

A pint-sized jumper through and through
I can’t keep still by all accounts
I’m human crossed with kangaroo
My DNA’s what makes me bounce

My feet so friendly with the ground
I feel that I must now announce
I’m done with chatting, see you round –
I’m heading off to have a bounce!

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Copyright P J Ross
09012017

Image supplied by P J Ross